Woolly Mammoth (subscription)
From: $10.30 / month
This blend combines the best of coffee from the Americas and Indonesia. More than 3,000 years ago the wooly mammoth adapted to survive the cold environment of the ice age. These early mammals had long hair, small ears, and layers of fat to keep them warm. This blend will warm you up without causing you to grow any extra hair, shrink your ears or add any fat — in fact, served black it will have no calories whatsoever. So if you feel like you are just waking up after a 3,000 year slumber and want something that is welcoming, but not excessively loud, this is your coffee.